Laugh Till You Cry

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Laugh Till You Cry
The Purple Onion is a tiny basement club in San Francisco's North Beach. It had
its heyday in the ”˜50s & ’60s when, it launched a thousand cultural icons. The old
Purple Onion hosted comedy groundbreakers, such as Lenny Bruce ("”˜Life’ is a
four-letter word."), Richard Pryor (“There's a thin line between to laugh with and
to laugh at.”) and Phyllis Diller, to name just a few. Phyllis Diller famously said, in
her housewife shtick, "Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
Perhaps when your eyes fall on the purple onion, they will begin to water just
at the thought of cutting it, so we have some practical tips for you. Purple, aka
Red, onions are on the mild side compared to their more pungent yellow or white
sisters. All onions, garlic, and leeks (alliums) contain lachrymatory (tear-inducing)
allium sulfur compounds.
Dr. Eric Block reveals the elemental essences of onions in Garlic and Other
Alliums: The Lore and the Science. Onions are defensive plants that developed
essentially from weeds struggling to survive. “These plants originated in a very
tough neighborhood, in Central Asia north of Afghanistan, and they evolved
some serious chemical weapons to defend themselves,” writes Dr. Block.
Onions add depth to our cooking but in order to capture that, we need to shield
ourselves from the irritating sulphur. Author and food scientist Harold McGee
suggests rinsing the onions if using them raw. "Chill onions in ice water for 30
minutes.” A sharp knife also helps. (The cleaner the cut, the less it bruises the
onion and releases chemicals that end up in your eyes and nose.) Or you can
take a page from the 1981 colorful cult French film “Diva,” directed by Jean-
Jacques Beineix. Richard Bohringer plays Gorodish, who coolly chops onions
wearing a snorkel and mask.
Even if you look whacky chopping onions with a snorkel, the effort is probably
worth it. Finely chopped red onion adds flavor to salads and fresh mixes. Try a
relish in combination with beets or radish; or straight up in Kache Piaz, an Indian
condiment.
Preparation: Chop off ends and peel outside skin (known as "tunics"). Slice in
half, chill in ice water, rinse, and pat dry. Slice flat side down and into whatever
size required.
Storage: Red onions are “storage” onions. They are already cured and will keep
well in a dry cool place for a few weeks. Do not store them in the fridge unless
you will use them right away.
--Heidi Lewis

By Heidi Lewis

The Purple Onion is a tiny basement club in San Francisco's North Beach. It had  its heyday in the ”˜50s & ’60s when, it launched a thousand cultural icons. The old  Purple Onion hosted comedy groundbreakers, such as Lenny Bruce ("”˜Life’ is a  four-letter word."), Richard Pryor (“There's a thin line between to laugh with and  to laugh at.”) and Phyllis Diller, to name just a few. Phyllis Diller famously said, in  her housewife shtick, "Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."

Perhaps when your eyes fall on the purple onion, they will begin to water just  at the thought of cutting it, so we have some practical tips for you. Purple, aka  Red, onions are on the mild side compared to their more pungent yellow or white  sisters. All onions, garlic, and leeks (alliums) contain lachrymatory (tear-inducing)  allium sulfur compounds.

Dr. Eric Block reveals the elemental essences of onions in Garlic and Other  Alliums: The Lore and the Science. Onions are defensive plants that developed  essentially from weeds struggling to survive. “These plants originated in a very  tough neighborhood, in Central Asia north of Afghanistan, and they evolved  some serious chemical weapons to defend themselves,” writes Dr. Block.

Onions add depth to our cooking but in order to capture that, we need to shield  ourselves from the irritating sulphur. Author and food scientist Harold McGee  suggests rinsing the onions if using them raw. "Chill onions in ice water for 30  minutes.” A sharp knife also helps. (The cleaner the cut, the less it bruises the  onion and releases chemicals that end up in your eyes and nose.) Or you can  take a page from the 1981 colorful cult French film “Diva,” directed by Jean-Jacques Beineix. Richard Bohringer plays Gorodish, who coolly chops onions  wearing a snorkel and mask.

Even if you look whacky chopping onions with a snorkel, the effort is probably  worth it. Finely chopped red onion adds flavor to salads and fresh mixes. Try a  relish in combination with beets or radish; or straight up in Kache Piaz, an Indian  condiment.

Preparation: Chop off ends and peel outside skin (known as "tunics"). Slice in  half, chill in ice water, rinse, and pat dry. Slice flat side down and into whatever  size required.

Storage: Red onions are “storage” onions. They are already cured and will keep  well in a dry cool place for a few weeks. Do not store them in the fridge unless  you will use them right away.

 

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