Dah-ling, what better way to kick off the morning meeting than with itsy bitsy champagne grapes. Black Corinth grapes, sweetie. Corinth as in Greece, as in Onassis. These grapes are just the cutest little darlings. They thrive in the sunny climes, just like you know who. Do you want to feel like a Greek god? Well pop a cluster in your mouth, and pull the stem. Voila! Those little anti-oxidant pearls will do wonders for your complexion, Mon Cheri!