Spoon at a Pie-Knife Fight
- By Chris Mittelstaedt
- Reading Time: 3 mins.
I felt pretty good going into Sebastopol’s Gravenstein Apple Fair as a rookie pie judge last weekend – just little bites I kept telling myself. As we sat under the tent around a card table, our chairs unevenly balanced on straw-covered ground, Steve Garner, the wizened six-year veteran judge, went to his work like a neurosurgeon. He wielded his plastic fork over the paper plates to the micrometer, dissecting different parts of the pie as if his eyes were microscopes. “Crust is too soggy,” he would say quietly while making notes. He looked at me around Pie #22 and I must have seemed a bit wobbly. “Gotta keep smiling Chris,” he said leaning in with a whisper. “Even if you don’t like it. You never know if the person whose pie you just ate is watching. Don’t ever grimace. And don’t even think about spitting something out.” “Thanks, Steve”, I said, my eyes now searching the crowd for grandmas with pie knives tucked into their pant waistbands.
I have to admit that I age-discriminated in thinking that the winner (or losers) would look like my grandmother. The other judge – and last year’s winner – Kayleigh Stump was in her early 20s. “It was a recipe passed down through my family for generations,” she said eyeing the crowd cautiously. “There were a lot of folks who were quite upset about it.” Between Steve’s defensive smiling and this warning, I wondered why we didn’t have professional protection.
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