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The Gamble of Early Summer Fruit

By Chris Mittelstaedt on

The beginning of the cherry harvest in late spring is always a gamble. This highly-valued crop is extremely weather sensitive!

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Words for Spring & Fruit Poem Contest

By Chris Mittelstaedt on

In celebration of April, the month of poetry, and our 25th anniversary year, I’m pulling out one of my favorite poems about the Satsuma Mandarin.

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A Banana Walks Into a Bar…

By Chris Mittelstaedt on

As part of our celebration of 25 years in business, we are dusting off some of my classic newsletters. Here’s one from 2006 that reveals the inspiration behind The FruitGuys Bananas. 

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The Pronouncements of Passion

By Chris Mittelstaedt on

A cool fall breeze rustled the leaves outside of Peter's toy-store window. "Pauline," he piped." Pat pitched Paul a prototype policy that primes Pat for promotion." Pauline pulled the penguin puppet …

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